All these #BeingGujju #BeingMallu #beingpunjabi tweeples — Wannabes, meh! #fatmansays
@vishalarora28 Grrr.
@aroradush Surgeons won’t start work without pay.
aroradush Not the 1st time I’ve heard people say ‘lawyers se bohot darr lagta hai’ we really don’t go around stabbing people.Y nt b afraid f surgeons?
People while forcing into an overcrowded #dtc bus: “Ander ho jao!”
Crushed guy inside replies: “Main patla to ho nahi sakta.”
#humordiary
Hated the Police folks who boarded #dtc buses with a dont-give-a-shit attitude. Hope they can fearlessly execute this. http://t.co/Ubno90J8
@VarunSPuri Fuck dude u know too much about me. Also, how about not tidying the bed? :p
These tweets shud be pre-censored. Jai Kapil Sibal.
“Khula Saand” is how @VarunSPuri described his situation when his girlfriend was off to US. #humordiary
#homealone feels very similar.
I feel like such an ass to have fixed a meeting tomorrow at noon. Only a miracle can make me reach on time. #homealone
I need a timekeeper. No, not the one like my mom.
bhavyakhanna For those who missed @rungta ‘s birthday, I point you to this video http://t.co/gMLvJLV3