That sorta day when all of South Delhi is traffucked.
DelhiDialogue We will expand the bus services in the city, with at least 5000 new buses in 5 years #AAPKaManifesto pic.twitter.com/xVPpIkWbbA
@kns008 @Uber_Delhi Oh!
Hey @Uber_Delhi, you know who all you handed this out to. How did you get the count wrong?! :/ pic.twitter.com/WRceWdZNlK
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@geohacker Finally official! All the best!
@nigelbabu Wow! Kudos.
vikramadhiman Basant is on set of Spring. Lohri too. Now it just means, cold for 4 more weeks!
Ditto. #fatmansays “@GareebGuy: Main us bhagwaan mein maanta hoon jiska prasaad sabse jyada ho.”
RIP R.K. Laxman.
mihirssharma Proudly Bengali. #CoverYourEars pic.twitter.com/Ue0M1bcJnh
butsandifs The only consistent image of NariShakti in India is the Amul girl - she takes on everyone & gets away with it every time
@PinguicVerse President Mujherjee mentioned in his yesterday’s speech to the country that on 26th Jan 1930 we declared poorna swaraj.
What a horrible weather on Republic Day. Gut says Mr. Obama would have peeped outside the window and slipped back into the blanket.
@PinguicVerse Yeah, was just watching that.
@BlueTokaiCoffee The cardboard box that the courier delivers.
@BlueTokaiCoffee Please start branding your packages. People at office are always unsure if it’s the coffee.
@kingslyj Yeah, true.
@kingslyj Officially it’s still a marathon. Hope they don’t have to change that.
@kingslyj Ya, in case of HD the definition wasn’t the problem. The terms that came later created the mess.
@kingslyj Helps cause the term has been vaguely defined / over-exploited / abused. Like HD, HD ready, HD ready 1080p, Full HD, Ultra HD… :p
@kingslyj Many people (and sometimes even organisers) do unintentionally. Half marathon doesn’t necessitate a “full” prefix to marathon.
@bhavyakhanna Humble request tha sir. Next year aap bhi yehi keh rahe hoge.
May I humbly request all to not call 5-10k distances marathons. Situation is such that a marathon now has to be referred as “full” marathon.
Today — 5 days post my first marathon@runscmmm — I’ve woken up with no sensation of soreness in my body. Slight tiredness still lingers on.
So @Uber_Delhi is back. I wish they also find a hack to charge my credit card directly. This recharge-@Paytm-wallet-workaround is bullshit.
@priyanka87 Like. But I continue to fear Coco.
@TravellerKids @priyanka87 Coco! Haha! All the best with the new identity.
@ap00rv *slow clap*
@amitangshu Must add that it makes me 1 mug at a time = 2 cups. They claim 4 cups though.
@amitangshu Aeropress. bluetokaicoffee.com/brewing-equipm…
@amitangshu I hope you have good coffee at work. Much needed.
Worst weather day this winter season in Delhi, yet.
@gonsalves_r Yeah, but consider tactile screens vs holograms and “hallucinations”. @zooeymui
@zooeymui As much as technology thrills me, the prospect of drifting away from the physical world scares me.
@RahuldaCunha Thank you and your team. Keep going! :)
@bhavyakhanna WTF!
@lokallobaat Nice. The balance on my @oklistenin wallet had been lying inactive for a while.
I really wish @Amul_Coop’s topical toons get as much visibility as @google doodles do. They’ve been at it for nearly half a century.
@PinguicVerse tsk tsk. You do have the option of NOTA.
@lokallobaat Never managed to articulate my reasons well (they continue to remain valid). 1 has always been a thing. Anyways, cheers!
@lokallobaat Pick whatever #youprefer—
1. Because (super) special day
2. Because I wasn’t dehydrated enough
3. Because why not
@bhavyakhanna oh shit.
First Child Beer Pint. Check.
Typically I welcome inches, except in times like these when every inch of my body is paining. #fatmansays
@pandorazjukebox Thank you. You made my eyes tear again today. :)
@nigelbabu Slower than what I’d have liked. The weather + distance was simply too tough. But the experience was amazing!
@rasagy Thanks. If my body feels well rested by the evening, then maybe.
@rasagy You’re also in Bombay naa? Totally forgot. How come you missed my tweets?!
rasagy So tempted to make this today’s quote:
“I’m broad, not fat!” —@raghunayyara#fatmansaysys xD
@rasagy Yeah. I’m finally a marathoner! Been here for a couple of days. Leaving tomorrow.
Mumbaikars stole my heart today. Have never seen so many people on the streets cheering runners and even handing out fruits, nuts and water.
@kaustavdm All I can say is it’s really tough to make you proud.
@abhijeetmk 5:50.
26 miles 385 yards. Immense pain. Teary eyes.
☑️ Marathoner pic.twitter.com/q7yXjtMeno
@lokallobaat Thanks!
@rungta Nah haven’t, but thanks!
Belly profile (bottom to top): 🍌, chicken whopper, penne alfredo + pesto + arrabiata, 🍌.
Now: Lull before shit hits the fan. #fatmansays
@tanish2k Monday.
Interstellar at an IMAX. Check.
@surdattack Yeah, lovely place!
@surdattack yup.
How to learn to take orders? pic.twitter.com/P46ZFiRCyZ
jasim_ab RIP is meaningless. My sympathies are with those left behind.
आईला बंबई!
@nixxin Most often plugins are the culprit. Start your investigation from there. / @jackerhack
@ankitw Mailed you.
This @airvistara’s website doesn’t give me any new feeling. Guess the new feeling is only in the air.
@amitangshu It’s turned sunny quite dramatically. Happy Lohri!
Extremely unhappy about being out of town on the day of the upcoming Delhi elections.
@amitangshu Customer support aside, how’s the connection?
Taper physically. Peak mentally.
@amitangshu Oh is it? I was kinda unhappy about them not serving my society as yet.
@_achalv That’s life giving you bananas.
@vikramadhiman Kind of chicken and egg. It’s expensive because IT.
kaushikcbasu To err is human. To err again and again is to be a forecaster.
Cooked pasta. Baked focaccia. Brewed cappuccino. Now having it all for dinner. #AchcheDin
@enzobakes Attempted the focaccia. The flour didn’t rise well. Troubleshoot? pic.twitter.com/c9NYWHUacH
@_karan Oh look what happened to the cabbage! Say thank you to aunty. :) pic.twitter.com/w4cAR2MyBl
DCP_North_Delhi On a lighter note.. Pls STOP SCARING your children that police will catch them if they won’t behave !!!! pic.twitter.com/UxTBev2CMK
housecor This hits way too close to home. pic.twitter.com/CsP9ANe2QB
Thoroughly enjoying the new Delhi Police campaign. Hope the messages are spreading well too. pic.twitter.com/wGa1lBOOXg
@rungtaakki Not for those who don’t use the public transport.
@kingslyj @PinguicVerse Not an exhaustive list, obvious ones have been left out. Also, purely from experience, fog-less nights feel colder.
That kind of night in Delhi when the fog is building up by the minute. My heart goes out to the folks who have a flight tomorrow morning.
MohitParmarr Son: can I go to my friend’s house fr party?
Dad: Dnt ask me. Ask your mom
Mom: Dnt ask me. Ask your dad
Son: bc,ghar h ya SBI ki branch?
BaatooniLadki Elevators: Creating awkward silences between people since forever.
@avnishn Was testing if people can really take satire. Looks like someone can’t. :p
sevenaces The party-pack lays chips packet, might as well be called Soul Packet. #FatManSays
I suspect the Paris attackers, like me, did not like French food and their serving portions. #fatmansays
@craftcms Yeah. Works now. Thanks!
@craftcms ‘&’ in entry titles showing as & all over the Craft admin ever since titles are encoded. Also twig double encodes. Workaround?
Amen. #fatmansays “@priyanka87: @souvikdg live to eat!”
@priyanka87 Mom’s not at home and no one is shouting on me for keeping these on the table and eating them all the time. \m/
Each time I walk past the dining table at home one of these gets popped into my mouth.
Winter is good. #fatmansays pic.twitter.com/dXfVTLbT14
ap00rv Guys, I’m looking for 1RK/1BHK unfurnished aptt. in South Delhi with parking, ventilation and big kitchen. Budget 22k. Any leads? Please RT.
@arvthampi Yeah, those and maybe a few more along those lines.
@arvthampi Don’t think technology is the constraint when it comes to ticketing on city buses.
@anexasajoop Ugly, but I welcome this cause it’ll make them money. Would be great if #DTC can learn from this. @rungta
nigelbabu A simplified gif of how we lay cables in the ocean i.minus.com/ibf6k6EVqZnCTd…
@DilliBelle tsk tsk.
Lovely winter morning in Delhi — bright and sunny. And everyone around looks happy.
@amitangshu Anytime. Let’s put a date / venue to that.
@amitangshu Woah! Can we catch up, please?
@PinguicVerse Next time we’ll focus on meat.
@BaatooniLadki Yup, Delhi’s missing out on them, and I do hope that they open soon.
@BaatooniLadki I like Taco Bells, but ye kuch zyada ho gaya.
@BaatooniLadki tsk tsk.
@keeperofthekeys Share through Dropbox.
@lokallobaat Aww! But, wise call champ.
Oh no! :( pic.twitter.com/RBurEnAwxp
SheikhImaan True or not, this is beautiful. pic.twitter.com/yV4DePy11p
@atti_cus You know my office. :p
Hot Shammi Kebabs in office on a rainy winter day. Pure joy!
Thanks for the recommendation @turmericdesign. pic.twitter.com/Equ8oNo4S0
My appalling year on year record with new year resolutions has brought me to this 3 letter resolve: EAT.
Challenge accepted. #fatmansays
It’s 2015 and no kitchen / food containers should be opaque. #fatmansays
/ I’m sure @abhijeetmk will agree.
Also re-realised how inefficiently things are arranged in the kitchen. Can’t do much cause any change will piss off mom when she returns.
Did some marathon cooking yesterday — fish, chicken, veggie and noodles. Good start to 2015.#fatmansayss
_karan “Here’s your password!” – Sadl@_PVRCinemasas are yet another organisation who store their passwords in plain text.
@bhavyakhanna Thanks, and WTF!