@ankurb International flight? @keeperofthekeys
@ankurb That should go under #achievementunlocked. @keeperofthekeys
Haha! “@GnrlMxms: @jackerhack It’s hard to draw so many women. /@gonsalves_r”
gonsalves_r So…my cat, Typo is pregnant and there will soon (2-3 weeks) be kittens. Who wants what promises to be extremely pretty kittens? RT please.
#fatmansays “@KamalZoheb: Ex-gf ki shaadi ka card mila. Takleef to hui. Fir socha jayenge zaroor. Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur biryani apni.”
conradhackett People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Lions 100
Crocodiles 1000
People 475000
Mosquitoes 725000
gatesnotes.com/Health/Most-Le… pic.twitter.com/iA6iSo9zX7
spatro Are VC backed businesses marginalizing the traditional businesses in a wrong way? nymag.com/daily/intellig…
lukew My life in 3 panels:
pic.twitter.com/eut4cn9Tg3
ht/ @bokardo
@PinguicVerse Where to?
lukew iPhones front/back: 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013. pic.twitter.com/yga08SQiHC
@vrinda_m I get your larger point, and I definitely agree on — “Ppl are obnoxious abt what they play sometimes.”
@vrinda_m There was a guy who used to take the bus everyday, wore a hat and sang songs by himself (or on request). What’s your take on that?
@vrinda_m Maybe, cause bus rides’re shorter. But choice of music makes a diff. I’ve loved when people play old Hindi or regional/folk songs.
Listening to old Hindi numbers in a #DTC, courtesy the conductor who is playing them on his phone’s loudspeaker. May his tribe flourish.
tetisheri Looking for producers from Gujarat for my debut film titled ‘Memories of Development’. #cinemanerd
@jackerhack No, I meant if someone doesn’t uses a company email then it becomes being incorrect.
mkruz The Chef’s Playlist for the night. This should be a thing. pic.twitter.com/LHDwfXmyJj
Spooferman_ “What do you do for a living?”
“I read. I travel. I love. I laugh.”
“No. How do you earn your bread?”
“Oh I work. But that’s not living.”
thetanmay Wow man. Just. Wow. pic.twitter.com/G50V9GMcne
@jackerhack Does the user know what details are verified and what isn’t? I guess not.
“All jobs at x” or “hasjob/at/x” risk being incorrect.
@adsahay @psychedelhic @abhijeetmk Extracting company name from email id doesn’t sound like a good idea. /cc: @jackerhack
@jimanish Oooh, better late than never! Did you try their Bihari Burger?
@keeperofthekeys Don’t.
Reunion with coffee lovers at Daily Brew, Gurgaon. My ROK Espresso Maker took critics by surprise and bettered expectations. यानी पैसे वसूल।
@designthoughts Keeping to 140 chars, biggest beef with your proposed solution is that the menu is not discoverable + it is dependent on JS.
@ankurb That, and more frequently this: twitter.com/souvikdg/statu… /@ap00rv
tetisheri What do you call a marathon injury? Runtime error
@beanbuffs Haha! Of course you did. Meant facebook mention (tagging?). Not complaining sir, but I wouldn’t mind a hug.
@beanbuffs You never mentioned me, but another friend commented on that and brought it in my attention.
An all-glass portafilter. Wicked. youtu.be/-Xmq8NqdUiM /via @beanbuffs
@atti_cus The right answer is it depends. I use Clear, Reminders and Trello for different use cases.
@adsahay Guess you did not mean to put your company name/address as sahay.co —> hasjob.co/at/sahay.co @psychedelhic @abhijeetmk
Web designers and front-end developers, the summer internship at @miranj is still up for grabs. hasjob.co/view/r0nxe
iamdevloper The next designer that comes to your work for an interview, leave them in a room with a computer, no mouse and Vim for an hour.
banerjeerupak Mumbai doesnt go to vote. Bangalore goes on vacation. Suddenly I am feeling proud of how #Delhi behaved during elections. #Elections2014.
@prat_l They were earlier allowed only during cruise time. Now you can use the devices at other times as well. @GnrlMxms
@VarunSPuri Why wait?
bhavyakhanna Atheists and non-religious in India will one day be about 20-30% of population. That day Hindu, Muslim, Christian right wings will unite
turmericdesign At the UK Visa office to submit my application. Visa baba ki jai! pic.twitter.com/xsEcc8I8vt
@gonsalves_r Drop by our new place? We’ve great coffee here. ;)
iamdevloper 1990s: <table></table>
2000s: <div></div>
2014: div { display: table; }
@gonsalves_r Oh you’re here! Sticking around or heading further north?
@VarunSPuri Tu to wahan baitha hai, humein bhi swaad le lene de. ;)
@ap00rv जा बे गू खा
@_karan घर आओ, आपके लिए सारी प्यालिया भर देंगे! :)
वाह भई, घर बैठे केप्पुचिनो! pic.twitter.com/oBgdmsyqwp
@sakshamgarg88 @atti_cus Kisidin baithna padega aap dono ke saath. Preferably over meat.
@sakshamgarg88 Arre bhai, tu @atti_cus ke saamne mera bhakt kyun bana rehta hai? Maine tere zindagi mein kya accha kiya hai?
@gonsalves_r Maybe technically not a cappuccino, but that shouldn’t deter experiments.
@gonsalves_r Did you also get an espresso machine from them?
@sevenaces It’s like a test of character before you get into a company.
@PinguicVerse That, and you know how much time it takes for proper nouns to get registered in my head.
@amitangshu Wow! Your travel shots are so tempting.
@jimanish @tetisheri Here’s the condition: It should cost 1 person alone under 100 bucks. Not multiple people sharing an order.
@jimanish Small World Day, indeed.
@tetisheri :)
Do recommend a few under 100 meals in JNU. We want to try them out and add them to the list.
@tetisheri These tweets are where I’d come across your twitter handle long while back: twitter.com/tetisheri/stat… and twitter.com/tetisheri/stat….
You might have heard “dress conservatively while visiting a mosque”. Ditto for JNU in the evenings unless you believe in feeding mosquitoes.
@nigelbabu Yup! Also, thanks for the customary tweet — definitely useful.@jimanishh@tetisherii@PinguicVersee
@abhijeetmk I was commenting on the chopsticks.
@abhijeetmk Tsk tsk!
amitangshu “@paulavancoller: Life of an artist. pic.twitter.com/vEZex7ABUi” @leuteren
CoffeeGeek .@mike_hasarms @rmccue one other thing:
The
Aeropress
is
not
an
espresso
machine.
@abhijeetmk Gotcha!
@ap00rv This: rokkitchentools.com
100th Instagram post celebrating my metal collection over the last year and a half. @ Dwarka, New Delhi instagram.com/p/nAPhyVnETM/
Mom’s first reaction on seeing the @ROK_UK Espresso Maker’s metal storage container: “Wah, isme to atta chawal rakh sakte hain” #humordiary
@beanbuffs Experimentation time. Game?
Finally, after months of looking for someone with excess baggage space, the coffee toy’s here. Thanks @vishalarora28! pic.twitter.com/TA5Y7C7ZFG
@bhavyakhanna Oh, more experiments this time. Bought a hydration belt & wore it for the first time. Terribly uncomfortable in the beginning.
@bhavyakhanna It had to be a day before. Ramnagar isn’t a place where I could’ve done my usual pasta diet. Resorted to Aloo Jeera + Roti. :)
@bhavyakhanna Completed. Not my best time. I blame the lack of carb loading opportunities & ~6km stone + pebble trail. Forest road was nice.
DilliBelle @souvikdg True. Also the more you travel you realize that people are mostly nice and helpful and there’s no reason to be paranoid.
The more I travel, the more confident I get about landing in a new place and finding my way through (stay, local transport, etc.).
.@geohacker Smart choice. The other one’s pretty much unachievable as long as I’m around. #fatmansays @rasagy
@geohacker Hehe! Somehow got reminded of this: twitter.com/vincentdignan/…
@geohacker Hey, Happy Birthday! Hope no dogs or coconuts spoil your day — yes I learned about those recently! :p
Just in case I don’t live long enough to share my experience, blame these safety instructions. pic.twitter.com/DlYSPe9Xv6
Brilliant_Ads Thank you for smoking! pic.twitter.com/2YZ7CJdTbF
Couple of days of solo travel with some new indie music. #bhaiyuss
rashmiswamy Chandni Chowk: blog.rashmiswamy.com/post/828954346…
@oklistenin On a homepage tile it says that 85% of the money goes to the artist. On the footer it says 70% goes to the musician. o.0
laemo Long shot but in case anyone living in Green Park Main has seen this cat today please get in touch at 9910062694. pic.twitter.com/CChdCI8HLB
@rajathkedi Yup, someone pointed me to m.timesofindia.com/city/bangalore…
They should’ve foreseen this and kept it consistent across India.
@nayan1247 Ah, should’ve kept it consistent across the country, otherwise the point is lost.
@gonsalves_r Wow, Typo has grown.
Why is it that in Bangalore the election ink is being applied to the thumb (as opposed to the index finger in Delhi)?
@jackerhack Happened in Delhi as well. Guess they’ve budgeted for the fines.
In between the debate, the #DTC bus’ engine turns off a couple of times. Immediately the blame goes to Shiela (and Congress).
Passionate BJP vs Congress conversation happening in my #DTC ride. It’s fun to watch co-passengers get involved in these touchy discussions.
BaatooniLadki Any way to get #cheap last minute #air #ticket from #bangalore to #delhi? Want to fly tomorrow. Please RT.
उफ़ मार ही डालोगे! #fml “@indygreg: $result = mysql_query(“select * from users where user=$_GET[‘user’] and password=$_GET[‘password’]”);”
Finally I’ve started using @oklistenin wallet. Happy to not have to go through their annoying payment gateway each time I make a purchase.
@manasmohan Completion mein hi jeet hai.
@manasmohan Peak season in Corbett. Pehle se wait-listed ticket booked tha. Stuck at wait-list 13 & I have no hopes of it converting by tom.
@manasmohan Bhool gaya? Corbett.
@bhavyakhanna Thanks.
@bhavyakhanna Yup!
Dramatic tatkal thriller ends on a high. Grabbed the 3rd last ticket!
Almost feels like pinning IRCTC in an arm wrestling match.
.@nigelbabu I wanted to post this earlier. Not too far from C.R. Park we have CHINDIA. pic.twitter.com/y69vPBpluV
vincentdignan I find this appealing: pic.twitter.com/2rJnpf25dj
@harisibrahimkv #leanmansays doesn’t roll off the tongue easily. Make it #thinmansays.
Either way, I’m ready to subscribe.
Booked an @Uber_Delhi for mom and aunt. Right now they’re riding an Audi A6. #win
Why do I never get one of these? #sadpandaface
“@Soniya_Says: The “only way” to lose weight from green tea is, if you go to the mountain and pick it yourself.” #safedrink #fatmansays
brad_frost Yes, and that voice says “get this goddamn thing out of my face.” pic.twitter.com/KIPgjpg20M
iA_Chris This is what you get when you don’t allow people to delete their accounts: pic.twitter.com/KLiKKHqyQ4
ROTFL! “@shwetank: Airtel asked me to visit their beta site. I have to say it looks amazing, great job guys imgur.com/ywO0QFL”
TimesofBullshit Trivia: the Bengali calender (of which today is the new year) was introduced by Akbar for (you guessed it) better tax collection.
Fellow Bongs, Happy New Year!
MrAlanCooper Mass media is NOT interested in tech. It is interested in money. Currently, there’s lots of money in tech. Thus, media sees tech, sort of.
keeperofthekeys #TIL don’t unnecessarily tweet about weather.
@keeperofthekeys “Pleasures get boring over time.” — I’ll rather have Delhi’s weather change from one extreme to the other around the year.
@ap00rv @SirLoondry This error is so frequent in Indian newspapers, that it doesn’t humour me anymore.
@DilliBelle A taxi driver had told us that they often communicate/warn the presence of RTO officers/nakas to other taxis using dippers.
Sairee For all its glory the IT services industry has also created a large pool of mediocre skilled, entitled managers who don’t fit elsewhere
TimesofBullshit Today is the 20th anniversary of India taking control of the Siachen Glacier. ~1k Indian soldiers have died in the harsh climate since then.
Most business ideas that are narrated to me gets written off as crap. I think I am getting good at it, and should turn this into a business.
@keeperofthekeys Agree, Nyaya Marg was the best. This event: facebook.com/events/3782593….
Cloudy. Windy. Fallen leaves. NDMC managed areas (Niti Marg, Kautilya Marg, Nyaya Marg).
Today’s run had an amazing setup.
@ap00rv Well, new registration is actually that simple. I’d guess shifting address wouldn’t be any harder. @jackerhack
@ap00rv HAHAHAHA!
@ap00rv Did you do your run?
Visitor parking fees around DLF Cyber City has skyrocketed beyond imagination. Wouldn’t have complained had public transport been flawless.
The frequency of tweets alleging booth capturing and rigging is simply disheartening. Clearly I had overestimated my countrymen’s integrity.
manasmohan Finally some wisdom.. “@ibnlive: AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal admits quitting as Delhi CM was a mistake ibnlive.in.com/news/aap-chief…”
hasgeek Are you a mobile app developer in India? Please answer our survey on IPR. We’ll share results with all. Please RT. survey.hasgeek.com/survey/index?s…
Brilliant_Ads Powerful pic.twitter.com/3rkUVRVZr6
craigmod “What I learned from 40 years of traveling: it is far better to have time than money.”
hi.co/moments/dvjugu… pic.twitter.com/h6iM3hIfTs
@lokallobaat But steps are being taken to fix this problem. So I guess things should be in place in a couple of decades. @rungta
@lokallobaat So from what I gather, NRIs can vote, if they register with the EC and be physically present on poll day. @rungta
@rungta I think postal ballot / visiting the embassy. Also, indianexpress.com/article/india/… @lokallobaat
@SirLoondry May the force be with you.
@pranavztweet @favcydotcom Good to know that. 👍
Joydas The Way BJP is spending in its Ads, I think Narendra Modi has already fulfilled his promise of bringing back Black Money to India
@lokallobaat There are ways for NRIs to vote.
@amitangshu Absolutely!
बटन तो नहीं दबाया, चल तेरा नाक ही दबा देता हूँ। pic.twitter.com/4z0UcpS5Y8
Holy fuck! There are 3 Jarnail Singhs contesting from my constituency. ceodelhi.gov.in/WriteReadData/… #fml
.@favcydotcom Folks, you got to know that emailing password in plain text is as bad as the committing the 26/11 attacks. Maybe worse.
Since when did kulfis after rain become fashionable?! “@kingslyj: @geohacker Doesn’t compare to having kulfi at MM Road after the rains!”
That moment when you were bracing yourself for a jam-packed 20km #DTC ride back home & out of the blue an empty air-conditioned bus arrives.
@BaatooniLadki Heh. Hope now it makes (some) sense as to why I couldn’t survive long enough.
@scorpiomaddy —>@gonsalves_rr and@IsUncommonn are an awesome bunch. You should definitely speak to them.
@BaatooniLadki Clearly a seasoned Delhiite is missing more than just chaat.
surdattack Thought of the day pic.twitter.com/J2UPYewD3W
@deepigoyal @Zomato Yup, did notice some of the other pages on my phone.👍
A search field on the mobile-width homepage would be super useful.
“@abhijeetmk: “@TheAtlantic: Coffee you can eat: A new way to get your caffeine fix theatln.tc/1fRiJDc”” /cc @beanbuffs
The new @Zomato deserves praise, but their blog is still not responsive. Wonder if that’s pardonable anymore.
scorpiomaddy Need a UX Consultant with good experience in mobile apps design for Android & iOS. If anyone knows such an expert, please message me.
debbiegoldsmith “How do you know if you haven’t tried?” youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP5…
Cennydd Hell is other people’s PSDs.
bhavyakhanna Thankfully, the newspapers won’t have @narendramodi saffron puke all over them from tomorrow. Might even contain some news for a change
@turmericdesign Done.
@turmericdesign I prefer the second shop in the main Kucha Pati Ram gali (before left turn).
@turmericdesign The Kuremal brothers are running separate businesses (and shops). Noticeable difference in taste.
@kingslyj Of course! I hardly know of customer facing counters in India that don’t have queues. @nigelbabu
@manasmohan Bas mere bhai, tu to hai samajhdaar, Aur na kar atyachaar.
@_karan দাদা, শুভ জন্মদিন!
This Modi campaign has to be the biggest ad/PR campaign my lifetime has seen. Wonder if they realise that after a point, it makes you sick.
@mathangi_raghu @hallidude Ha! That means good chance that you’ll get a free ride, given that rarely TTEs check the unreserved coaches.
@mathangi_raghu @hallidude Should not work the same way if it’s bought online. The WL tickets are automatically refunded, right?
@keeperofthekeys Ah. Get well soon!
@keeperofthekeys What injury are you healing from? Running?
danieljohngrant In a major about-turn, @okcupid is now blocking users with JavaScript disabled.
*Casually moves debate back to PE* pic.twitter.com/J7GEVq7QC5
@turmericdesign Their star act (read: Jamun Kulfi) is missing from the menu. :o @swapanseth
@sevenaces Right. And now suddenly I feel that this credit card business is so risky.
TIL that providing CVV/CVC only reduces the transaction fee for a (international) merchant, and is not required for charging a credit card.
Brilliant_Ads A musician replies to an Ad from a restaurant looking for a band to play for free ‘to promote their work’. Brilliant! pic.twitter.com/zpLncEKJqg
@simplyarun Hope you’re fine. Notify PCR and describe the vehicle. That’s the best you could do.
OH: Sorry the font is black on black.
ferblape Loving this slide! pic.twitter.com/YTOUhpdUp2
Last minute reminder for devops, web startups and geeks in Delhi. Head over to @91springboard at 2pm for the @rootconf run-up event.
.@Abhishek_Rai Who says we don’t move? You can’t hop from one food joint to another without movement. #fatmansays
rootconf We’re in Delhi tomorrow! Talks around @ApacheMesos, @docker, @puppetlabs & @awscloud! More on hsgk.in/rootdelhi pic.twitter.com/E6t87ccQS5
@IsUncommon @GurlivSembhi @arjankingra Excellent work guys! :)
@IsUncommon Very nice! Who did the graphics? @pyconindia
Not something totally new, but how legal is this in India? “@lukew: Eliminating a common error in checkout forms. pic.twitter.com/05nMSAdFfe”
@simplyarun @bala2206 Ha! :)
@simplyarun What part of #SWdel is Sanskari?
Second @hasgeek mini-event in Delhi on Sat. This time a run-up to @rootconf: Tools & Methods for Cloud Automation rootconf.in/2014/runup-del…
@GVRV Good attempt. Agree that “stories” don’t get old, but teachings do. @sidkhullar
sidkhullar Some of our religious books need a V2. A couple of thousand years between editions is enough, don’t you think?
@void_imagineer Bug in “Latest Post” URLs in Rootconf blog post pages.
@ap00rv Ok. Feel free come and iron all my clothes everyday. I’ll pay you 15 rupees a day. #generousoffer
+1 “@sevenaces: Absolutely! RT @ponnappa: I hate the fact that ironed clothes are a social expectation. Such a waste of time.”
@rootconf Where is the schedule/timing? rootconf.in/2014/runup-del…
@nigelbabu The @rootconf event is on Saturday. rootconf.in/2014/runup-del…
We can catchup there and then go for some fun Delhi food? /@rungta
@BaatooniLadki Why resist? :)
@studiomarch Happy Birthday folks! Though I’m apprehensive about any such declarations on April Fools’ day. @gonsalves_r
gonsalves_r Irritable because iOS7 outline icons.