atti_cus Hi can anyone recommend any good cake-delivery-places in south delhi which accept payment online?
@nigelbabu You’re on! :)
@nigelbabu Unless I goof up big time, I’ll be close to 150k next month. #justsaying
@PinguicVerse Oh yes, of course. Doesn’t count as phuchka if you have it with rosh instead of the tetuler jol.
@nigelbabu Wait, you didn’t hit a 100?
@PinguicVerse Clearly not jhaal enough.
@bharatmohan Also, store prices are cheaper than the online prices here: decathlon.in
@bharatmohan Shouldn’t be much. Decathlon is very economical. I highly recommend visiting a Decathlon store. It’s huge.
@bharatmohan Decathlon — Noida. Walkable from Noida Sec 18 metro station.
Offering carb-loading coaching. Anyone? #fatmansays
“@lokallobaat: Registered for @runscmm *phew* that’s enough exercise for one day.”
@lokallobaat See you at Haji Ali. @bhavyakhanna
@ckarany Aur bhai, kya haal chaal?
sidkhullar I’m looking for a venue for 1500 to 2000 people (5 star + food) that charges corkage. End November. Any ideas?
Managed to hijack a Whatsapp group with runners and now we’re talking mushrooms, peppers, tomatoes, sausages and pastas. #win #fatmansays
ashwnacharya Helicopter blade RPM synced when camera’s frame rate. giant.gfycat.com/NiceUnderstate…
@bharatmohan @aadish4 Can dinner together. Batao?
@bharatmohan @aadish4 Naah, have work. Yourself and Mr Vivek can come down to office after lunch.
@bharatmohan @aadish4 Sahi hai. Lunch kar liyo apne saath? I should be there around 12-ish too.
@bharatmohan @aadish4 Bibs are kept at the office. Here’s the location basestation.in/location. Should be there till late. When can you come?
@amitangshu @ishaparihar Pardon the pathetic English on that first blogpost. Also, here’s the upcoming run in Dwarka facebook.com/events/1574052…
@amitangshu @ishaparihar Following yesterday’s conversation, the blogposts: 1st HM souvikdasgupta.com/blog/2012/legs… and 1st FM souvikdasgupta.com/blog/2015/26-m…
@PinguicVerse If you can maintain your calm while having phuchka, clearly it’s not done right.
@bharatmohan Hello sir, can you collect the bib from me today? @aadish4
@Gurgaon_MCM Awaiting the route and most likely will. But let me first endure the gruelling 6 hour challenge that you’ve posted. @pooniajay
@pooniajay Super! I am unsure about doing the full at @Gurgaon_MCM. Too close to @runadhm.
@pooniajay Yaar, do the full na.
It’s crazy how popular @runscmm is. twitter.com/runscmm/status…
#fatmansays “@BradBroaddus: I am known at the gym as the “before picture.”“
Last @metarefresh I made the same “unrealistic, drastic suggestion” —twitter.com/metarefresh/st…X — a@adactioio iadactio.com/journal/93127H.
drrajatchauhan “Life should be a journey to the grave thoroughly used up, totally worn out & loudly proclaiming
“Wow! What a Ride!”” pic.twitter.com/i6gVZNDcIn
@amitangshu @ishaparihar I have none, so can’t really complain if it’s all over. :)
@amitangshu @ishaparihar On a serious note, thanks for that kind offer. What are the chances it’ll not be wiped off until Thu evening?
@amitangshu @ishaparihar Sigh! How I wish that ‘it’ referred to the fridge (and not just the cake). #fatmansays
@amitangshu @ishaparihar @akvo Congrats!
2kms away from cake. Damn!
jsfooindia Want to share your work with the JS community @jsfooindia? Submit a proposal before 31st July. hsgk.in/1JzM9UI @jackerhack @hasgeek
@mehulved My condolences.
@mehulved Why decaf?!!
@ray1claw Ha.
@ray1claw Wait, Bund? I wonder whose.
@abhijeetmk Link’s down. :D
abhijeetmk Friends in Delhi-NCR, any recommendations for a company secretary?
@abhijeetmk Our CA firm also offer CS services.
Been waking up around 4am for the last two days and body decides to wake up today also. Damn!
GeeVJay @nixxin Heh. :) pic.twitter.com/pxYbGDQfPw
@lokallobaat The candies must be really fast.
nigelbabu Running group’s photo is now a picture of Milind Soman. However, @souvikdg wins with “My goal is to stay gol” #fatmansays
@nigelbabu I think you should talk to a lawyer. I know one who is great at harassing customer service. Should I connect you to her?
sajithkumar Michael Leunig pic.twitter.com/nC3spP4yZx
Walked up to the Amar Jyoti after ages and saluted the martyrs. Kargil Vijay Diwas Run was a #win.
Washing machine companies have introduced the swipe gesture to start washing. What has the world come to?
Ghair_Kanooni I can’t get over this. @atti_cus walks in to register a FIR and walks out with a box of sweets and the SHO’s son’s resume. #cannotableto
@PinguicVerse Of course not. Homeopathy has a cure for that.
Ghair_Kanooni When in trouble with cops, simply engage @atti_cus. This guy is a cop-whisperer! #magician
@bharatmohan @aadish4 Maal utha liya hai. pic.twitter.com/aPcyFqpk11
@bharatmohan Yes aalom-vilom FTW! And thanks for taking my side @aadish4.
@bharatmohan @aadish4 ARRE BABA BOLA NA LE LUNGA. AB STAMP PAPER PE LIKH KE DOON KYA?
@bharatmohan @aadish4 Yes going today. I am in Gurgaon already.
manishrc Hello Tweeple,
We’ve a *Workshop on Google Design Sprint* at Multunus this Saturday.
JOIN US!
workshop-on-design-sprint.doattend.com pic.twitter.com/OQU3gV7ffR
Don’t remember seeing any company claim themselves to be #2 before. pic.twitter.com/jO2Q7Wkptl
originaldruider When will Gillette learn to make the perfect razor that doesn’t need to be improved upon? It’s not like beards have changed much.
gauravmunjal Today - Startup is that magical place where expenses are someone else’s problem. Where revenue is never an issue. It’s a fairy tale.
jsfooindia Starting today, only one week remaining before we close submissions for JSFoo 2015: hsgk.in/1JzM9UI @hasgeek @shwetank @sindhu
@bharatmohan @aadish4 Not sure which day. Yet to decide. But will collect it don’t worry.
BlueTokaiCoffee We’re looking for roasters, baristas, digital marketers and a tech lead - come work with us!
bluetokaicoffee.com/pages/careers
zainabbawa @ladiesfinger I am organizing @jsfooindia on 18-19 Sept. Need help in reaching out to women JS devs to propose talks: hsgk.in/1JzM9UI
@Grashima Wow. TIL. It actually sounds so yuck that I want to try it.
And all the best.
@Grashima Wait, what! Is that a thing?
#fatmansays “@stockejock: Any jeans can be skinny jeans if you eat enough doughnuts.”
@PinguicVerse At least cc the relevant tweet. Also, I’m round, not pregnant. #fatmansays
@kns008 Oh boy! Hope you’re visiting the places mentioned here: bellycentric.in/tagged/city:ko…
@EnerzalIndia Hi, where can I buy 15gm sachets in Delhi? None of the medical stores seem to stock them.
ChapmanLizzie Digital display advertising @IndiaPostOffice pic.twitter.com/w7MHdSvAbH
I’ll remember the opening quote for a long long time. “@xAbhishek: Writing is clarity. aworkinglibrary.com/writing/why-we… (Thanks @rashmiswamy!)”
@lokallobaat @rungta Multiple times I have talked about uberBus on twitter, and look Ola.
@PinguicVerse I don’t like to discuss my real life on a an public channel. Ha ha! @nigelbabu
@nigelbabu Yay!
anjakovacs Wanted! Creative communications person who loves to experiment with form and media. For more, see internetdemocracy.in/2015/07/we-are….
@bhavyakhanna Be ready to be told all over again with all seriousness.
@spatro Congratulations, on @getsigneasy turning 5!
@bhavyakhanna Prices are down, now’s the time..#notot
@bharatmohan @aadish4 No problem. Will collect it. cc: @nigelbabu
@bharatmohan Still I presume they won’t let you lose your fitness. Anyways when are you in town?
@bharatmohan @nigelbabu There is a public list? Link?
@bharatmohan Are you not fit enough to do the 28k? The trail between 11-14k is a bit tough, but very different and highly recommended.
@bharatmohan w00t! So is my friend @nigelbabu. I’m doing the 28.
@ShoaibDaniyal Btw, I hope you’ve not given up @TimesofBullshit.
@ShoaibDaniyal Welcome to your new (real?) avatar.
@bharatmohan Eat yes. 4 restaurants back to back. Good food.
@bharatmohan Didn’t win. Were second. Babaji ka thullu mila.
Priorities, you know. #fatmansays “@nigelbabu: @SathyaBhat Lol. @souvikdg is the same before and after, for the record.”
nigelbabu From today morning’s run in Leisure Valley! pic.twitter.com/X4vZgFejlE
@vrinda_m ☝️
@bharatmohan When was it not?
@Grashima Yeah I figured.
@Grashima Went to Dholavira earlier this year. Few thousand years older, few thousand kilometres closer.
@jimanish Chilling at Sabarmati Ashram?! I know it’s a dry state but too much yaar.
stu_bot3000 Client: What if no one gets it?
Agency: We’ll explain the gag in subhead
C: Won’t that ruin it?
A: We’ll use brackets pic.twitter.com/2JUxbUM9YK
Two back to back days of races. Yesterday covered 4 restaurants, and today completed my 15th half marathon.
And now time for some haleem.
@nisheeth LOL! Too pricey for a good sleep.
@suppasi Haha!
@vadivelk Coincidental that that there were poppy seeds in one of the dishes in dinner today. Not working. :(
Is there any Homeopathic medicine that makes you fall off to sleep earlier than usual? Asking for myself.
PinguicVerse Folks who, like me, dont use real name/DP: what’s your no. 1 reason? Asking for myself. CC @chhoti_vakeel @JestChill @npueu @ProfKayos
@PinguicVerse Yaar, you only initiate a thread in public forum and then shoot the gun at me. :(
@PinguicVerse The first step to protecting / concealing information is to not arouse curiosity. You failed there. #justsaying
@PinguicVerse Oh privacy. *well played*
(Now wondering why did you even tweet that.)
@PinguicVerse Elucidate.
Oh my oh my! “@arunava: Flury’s has come to #Delhi. Park Hotel. There goes what’s left of the waistline.” / @lokallobaat @rungta
Shittiest experience was at Bohemia, GK 1 N block. Aloof, unapologetic staff and snail slow food service. #RomedyTrail
The best experience of #RomedyTrail was at @bbar_delhi. Excellent food, and friendly chef. Would highly recommend that place.
@rajat_arora25 @ekbdangel @bhandarikriti Congrats guys, we know how much effort collecting those RTs took. Cheers!
@abhijeetmk During the trail, yes.
Unhappy that @RomedyNow wasn’t upfront about the nature of tasks / competition (basically collecting RTs) in #RomedyTrail.
Today will go down as “sold my self respect for free food”. Apologies for littering your timeline with bullshit.
@bharatunnithan Respect. Sorry about the bother. @PinguicVerse
Help my team complete a food race by RTing this tweet —> twitter.com/vrinda_m/statu…
(This is embarrassing, but food, you know..#fatmansaysys)
DilliBelle @RomedyNow #romedytrail #teamdelhipandas our journey today! pic.twitter.com/mixCv3dHvP
@PinguicVerse :)
vrinda_m Eid with @RomedyNow doing #romedytrail was way more fun than #EIDWithBajrangiBhaijaan #TeamJaanbaaz #bhairoxx pic.twitter.com/WQpi6lnoQY
rajat_arora25 Here is our journey of #RomedyTrail @RomedyNow #TeamChowHound #Retweet #RT @ekbdangel @bhandarikriti pic.twitter.com/aZ3gopy5uS
@bharatmohan dude too late. Now I need RT on this one; Retweet please! twitter.com/vrinda_m/statu…
vrinda_m Giving piggyback rides is what #TeamJaanbaaz is about! @RomedyNow #RomedyTrail pic.twitter.com/f784uSkNcV
@bharatmohan Retweet please! twitter.com/vrinda_m/statu…
vrinda_m Food Puns? Lettuce do this! Butter be on top of our game! @RomedyNow #TeamJaanbaaz #RomedyTrail
DilliBelle @RomedyNow Keep your friends close and your chickens closer! #romedytrail #teamdelhipandas #pamphilos how about this!
@bharatmohan will share after the race. You can look up the site.
@Grashima Yup! We need RTs, help! Retweet! twitter.com/vrinda_m/statu… :)
vrinda_m Living! Laughing! Loving! #RomedyTrail #TeamJaanbaaz @RomedyNow pic.twitter.com/Y7zTHOQCzu
The Chef at B Bar plating our food. #fatmansays #RomedyTrail #TeamJaanbaaz pic.twitter.com/Rn45COpX27
Ooooh! Look what’s cooking! #fatmansays #RomedyTrail #TeamJaanbaaz pic.twitter.com/34xw5pNegV
DilliBelle @RomedyNow #RomedyTrail #teamDelhiPandas #Maquina How you Doin? pic.twitter.com/si1EuoqNPU
Hai mausam suhana, lao mere liye khana. #fatmansays #RomedyTrail #TeamJaanbaaz
Brilliant_Ads Mambocino Coffee: Very Strong pic.twitter.com/wmukse7lJ1
How news stories get twisted —momontherun.in/truth-who-need…C
Featuring Gaël Couturier, the@RTRDholaviraa race director.
paul_irish @paul_irish The web’s got reach, and it worked for them. Flipboard CEO: “All great apps need to be on the Web, especially the mobile web.”
paul_irish Flipboard’s active userbase grew 75% in 4 months. How? They brought their fantastic experience onto the mobile web. venturebeat.com/2015/07/14/fli…
@roshankar You might attract a lot of spam emails.
bellycentric Eid is round the corner. Today’s the last day to order haleem from Pista House, Hyderabad. #foodiealert
The final haleem order of this Ramazan season has been pushed through!
machinehuman 1. It’s really challenging to design something really simple.
2. It’s even harder to maintain a simple design over time…
@bibhasdn I think you mis-understood my tweet. I loved the 3-4year old Zomato more than the 7yr old.
@bibhasdn It doesn’t have to be open. Product simplicity and experience isn’t directly related to open / closed data.
@bibhasdn Nah. Simple, focused product. Hopefully there’ll be a new startup that will recognise the need and gather courage to take them on.
@bibhasdn But remove login, social aspects, ordering, etc. etc.
@bibhasdn When I said stripped down listing I mean include as much meta data, incl. menu, timing, contact, map etc.
shwetank Time is running out, so submit your talk proposals to JSFoo now! jsfoo.talkfunnel.com/2015/
Been feeling this for a while and now quite sure —@Zomatoo has become so bloated that I long for a stripped down restaurant listing service.
Lucky to have got it into #RomedyTrail. I can now tell my doctor that I’ve started running. #fatmansays pic.twitter.com/9obXekxQnC
@vrinda_m ROTFLCOPTER!
This Saturday. #fatmansays meets #TeamJaanbaaz meets #RomedyTrail. *rubbing belly* pic.twitter.com/Owk0bucDm4 @vrinda_m @bhavyakhanna
The Gambler by Kenny Rogers is the latest ear-worm — ever since@nigelbabuu played it on the@_basestationn radio two days back.
@mehulved Kudos!
@atti_cus w00t!
@keeperofthekeys Turning into a mall, if I remember correctly.
@keeperofthekeys Sangam is now PVR Sangam. @vrinda_m
@keeperofthekeys At least Sangam continues to be a movie hall and is not suffering the same fate as Chanakya. @vrinda_m
Stairs, my old enemy. #fatmansays “@nigelbabu: The 7.5 km run was fun, but now I can’t climb stairs anymore. And I live on the 4th floor.”
@1yrold We’re also planning a coffee meetup on Aug 2nd. Will tweet once it’s confirmed. twitter.com/PerchInDelhi/s…
@1yrold What brewing equipment do you use at home?
For starters, you could source coffee from bluetokaicoffee.com — do read their blog.
@jimanish Not a terrible cake at all. To err is human. But but but, my palm smelt of tiramisu all evening. #smallwin #fatmansays @nigelbabu
@zainabbawa :)
@zainabbawa I accept that with all humility, but kya kare sach karwa hota hai. Miles to go before you sleep.
@zainabbawa “tumhare muh mein keede pade”
@zainabbawa Wishful thinking.
DilliBelle Hey @Flipkart - you forgot to ask for my yearly income, blood group and the colour of my poop. pic.twitter.com/kxfQlmx6iI
@keeperofthekeys Why?
@beanbuffs I’m cool. Since no one is proposing a date, how about Aug 2nd afternoon? @PerchInDelhi @Grashima
jonathansampson git commit -m “Fixed interface issues.” pic.twitter.com/fRQaFLt2fZ
@Grashima Works. Can’t do Sat evenings. Sat / Sun afternoons are good. Mr. @beanbuffs is rather silent.
@vrinda_m Depends on sellers.
@DilliBelle @nigelbabu Or lingamberries. @atti_cus
@Grashima @beanbuffs Just need blends, and a date. If it’s on a weekend we can do it at @_basestation. Don’t have an automatic grinder.
@Grashima @beanbuffs Absolutely. I’ve multiple types of Aeropress filters & have recently ordered both bleached and unbleached ones for V60.
The communication on local namkeen packets are such a turn on. #fatmansays pic.twitter.com/JzGPR3hUtJ
@Grashima @beanbuffs Americano vs Pour Over doesn’t sound that great. Aeropress vs Pour Over would’ve been awesome.
Roberto Carlos is the manager of Delhi Dynamos. I’m still a huge fan of that guy — way more than the likes of Beckham, C. Ronaldo or Messi.
This, guys → pic.twitter.com/0VePXv1fBY Help accident victims. Don’t just gather around or slow your vehicle to douse your curiosity.
Funnyoneliners Marriage is when a man loses his Bachelor’s degree and a woman gets her Master’s degree.
@ankurb Oh I see.
@ankurb That fact that you thought he was a statue and still walked into him doesn’t make things better.
Every time I ask for two eggs at home, mum be like..i.giphy.com/gvF6xBMhOVqRa.…cN
*sob#fatmansaysys
Woo! Another footrace on the Buddh International Circuit. grandprixrun.com
In Whatsapp groups bakchodi is directly proportional to the number of group members.
@PinguicVerse I must have thought something similar when you followed me.
sshreyas Bought tickets only to realise you can’t attend the event? We now have a hassle free ticket transfer feature blog.insider.in/transfer-ticke…
Pista House Hyderabad just gave a phone call asking if I’d like to order Haleem! Wow.
Weather in Delhi + Friday. No one wants to work today.
@ap00rv @insiderdotin The other day @sukhdugal also threw a jab at them. twitter.com/sukhdugal/stat…
therealeatwood GOD: How many more animals left to make?
ANGEL: 2
GOD: And how many more legs do we have?
ANGEL: 100
CENTIPEDE: dibs!
SNAKE: asshole
rasagy Long term issue with the app-only approach by startups like @myntra: All emails are a dead-end on laptops. #UXFail pic.twitter.com/LgR0BjtIys
@DilliBelle Already done. Pre-sales are super cheap. Been getting them all these years.