@xrivatsan I’d taught her that, and she made it her default way of bookmarking webpages.
How mom clicked photos using her iPad till today:
1. Open Camera app
2. Get the object in view
3. Grab a screenshot
#humordiary #facepalm
@banerjeerupak बहुत बहुत बधाई डाक्टर साहब!
@ap00rv Brittle yes. Not more heat, just longer duration of exposure to heat.
@vikramadhiman Where in Chandigarh is this?
The darker the coffee roast the easier it is to hand grind. Had a tough time grinding a light roast over the past couple of weeks.
@DilliBelle Budday greetings! Have a kick-ass tax-filing day! :p
@xAbhishek Happy Birthday Sir! :)
@vikramadhiman Yup.
Working from a coffee shop. Sandwiched between two groups talking about cash flow, VCs, funding…
@craftcms Ah, okay. Thanks.
@craftcms Link please?
@craftcms Is it possible to export / import the CMS structure (sections, fields, etc) and the content — other than taking a full DB dump?
@lokallobaat Perfectly remember it sir. But you’ll still have to pay for it. @vrinda_m
@bhavyakhanna @lokallobaat Figuring it out. Ideas are welcome.
@lokallobaat Is mazaak ki keemat tujhe khoon aur paseene se chukani padegi. Wait and watch.
Must memorise. #fatmansays “@lukew: 45 translations of the word MENU: docs.google.com/document/d/1bl…
Cause you know, menus.”
@lokallobaat Ye Pho kya hota hai?
ArtCopywriter It’s weird when businesses encourage getting in touch ‘just to say hello!’ on Contact pages. Imagine:
Dear brand,
Hello.
Sincerely,
Jim
@jackerhack @gonsalves_r +1 to that.
@vrinda_m Simple answer: not really. Don’t get why they’d object using a router. Historically have they caught pranksters on the network?
@vrinda_m In theory yes, but very unlikely.
@geohacker @zainabbawa Eid Mubarak!
@vrinda_m Which server?
@nigelbabu Does this interest you? littleblackbookdelhi.com/35672/creative… and runningandliving.com/our-runs/gurga…
_achalv OH: “The hardest part about being complimented is trying to figure out if they were being sarcastic.”
@_achalv लालच पे दुनिया कायम है।
Slowly and steadily turning into a credit card whore. I’m so not proud of this…
…but airline miles.
Simply don’t get why people skew spelling of common English words while naming stuff. This’s even worse. @bookmyshow pic.twitter.com/OO4dss7ja8
@manasmohan Jahampana tussi great ho. Tofa kabul karo. *leans forward and pulls down pants*
@manasmohan Agar point hi kar rahe ho to kuchh India specific point.
Post-trek shower feels like being reborn.
@banerjeerupak Also dada you deserve to be picked. When the fuck do you get your fuckin’ bum down to Delhi? @manasmohan @mkumar118
@banerjeerupak I only went by what you said. :p @manasmohan @mkumar118
@banerjeerupak Dada, I always thought you were a real bong. Sob. @manasmohan
purisubzi “You ran 21km today?”
“Yeah”
“But..but how do manage it?”
“Gatorade, anger and regret”
4000m descent in under 24 hours.
@DilliBelle I hope so. :)
Hello Himachal Road Transport Corporation. Look I got a new backpack!
@zainabbawa @gnuyoga @amitkaps @hasgeek @fifthel @jsfooindia Nice!
“@1YROLD: @souvikdg hehe..i remembered you while getting to know them onceuponmykitchen.com” #achievementunlocked #fatmansays
@1YROLD :)
@gnuyoga @zainabbawa @amitkaps @fifthel @hasgeek Wish I were there. Are these slides up anywhere?
romanmars Attn: Athletic shoe manufacturers. I’m not running on the clown college track team. Let’s tone it down a bit! pic.twitter.com/g1nrkZa13W
Pushkarr Citi dude called up to offer credit card. Told him I have no job. He hung up. Called him back to ask for a job. Will do this daily now.
@jimanish What makes vegetarian haleem any more acceptable?
AmbaAzaad Haleem now comes in chicken, vegetarian, fish and emu versions. (A trend that makes hameem traditionalists dispair.) in.news.yahoo.com/how-haleem-got…
@sakshamgarg88 @manasmohan @Alok_Shubham Don’t think I’ll breakdown or change my handle, but clearly we’re not helping @shashwatdube’s case.
Keep calm and eat aam. #fatmansays
/credit: @manasmohan
@manasmohan @Alok_Shubham @shashwatdube @sakshamgarg88 Keep calm and eat haleem. #fatmansays
@shashwatdube Dubeji, dheeraj rakho. Abhi to shuruwaat hai. @manasmohan @Alok_Shubham @sakshamgarg88
lukew The designer’s mindset/curse: “everything can be improved.”
Much @WhatsApp spam. Guess all P2P chat services should adopt the @twitter DM policy. pic.twitter.com/7OMrA3GUZA
@priyanka87 Yes yes. Let us soon.
Disturbing to find that students are so worried about finding a job. Some are certain that a php fresher will not be paid more than 10-15k.
Just ended a 6-hour student interaction. Feels weird to talk at length without my opinions being challenged.
@manasmohan @shashwatdube @Alok_Shubham @sakshamgarg88 Inne wadde wadde log twitter wich!
@priyanka87 wassup?
Is it just me or is everyone in Delhi sweating like a pig?
NH7 SHOUT OUT to Delhi freshers. NH7 In Campus is hiring. If you’re interested drop a mail to jobs@oml.in pic.twitter.com/QIUfeaQ9sx
ArtCopywriter Just turned off autocorrect. Feel like it could be the best decision wver.
BlueTokaiCoffee Some of our favorite design-focused coffee items. Make for great gifts for coffee loving friends
bluetokaicoffee.com/eyedesign/
@geohacker How’s the country celebrating?
And now that the #WorldCup2014 is over I hope my sleep cycle gets back normal.
Pretty good final. Enough chances to both teams, and thank god it didn’t go into penalties. #WorldCup2014
@karlffernandes Defence has certainly been shaky. Current team doesn’t compare with twitter.com/souvikdg/statu… Hope they bounce back next time.
@bhavyakhanna @lokallobaat LOL!
@karlffernandes How was yesterday’s match?
@sandgorgon1 The price doesn’t imbibe confidence. @beanbuffs, have you come across this?
@shamail Name of the place / where in Chitli Qabar?
@sandgorgon1 Page isn’t loading on my phone. What did you find interesting?
TIL the khaki Delhi Police cops cannot collect traffic fines on the spot. They’ll have to make you go through the court.
Skipped the #BRA match in favour of food. Surely I made the right decision. #WorldCup2014 #foodiefirst #fatmansays
Just got home after a post-midnight food hopping at Matia Mahal. The entire lane was bustling as if it were 9 in the evening. #Ramzan
rungta Looking for a 2/3 BHK in South Delhi, budget about 10k per bedroom. Any leads?
lokallobaat Wow. Delhi is now the world’s second most populous city.
It’s the Iftar season and I plan to head to Old Delhi tonight. Any recommendations?
ctshryock OH:
> Works on my machine!
< Backup your e-mail, your machine is going in production
@gonsalves_r Last I knew, @Uber_BLR drivers had Apple maps on their devices.
@BowstringApps @rungtaakki Super!
@karlffernandes Rarely does 3rd-4th place playoff turns out to be an energetic match, if ever. Usually sideline is given a taste of things.
@karlffernandes Not quite in the circumstances I’d imagined. But yet I’m hopeful of a good match.
@karlffernandes They seemed to be trying to hurry on with the game after being a goal down.
@karlffernandes Yup. I wonder what had happened. Anxiety, lack of focus, too keen to move forward and attack. Whatever it was, no excuse.
@Abhishek_Rai Well now, out of lack of choice, so am I.
@Abhishek_Rai Not yet. #ARG is yet to win.
Still can’t believe yesterday’s massacre. Those 3 mins of #BRA playing like school kids in a #WorldCup2014 semi final.
BlueTokaiCoffee NCR friends looking for immediate coffee gratification - you can now buy our coffee at Le Marche in Gurgaon and Delhi!
TwitterData With 35.6 million Tweets, #BRA v #GER is the most-discussed single sports game ever on Twitter. #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/pRjssAZmhg
The final score isn’t really the humiliating part. 23rd-26th minute was. #BRAvGER #WorldCup2014
I think it’s the first time I’ve seen an un-animated Scolari on the sidelines while his team lags behind. #WorldCup2014
stephencgrant I’ve never seen a #Bra undone this quickly and I own over 20GB of soft porn. #worldcup
hallidude Brazilian defence pic.twitter.com/GuHrhHvi6R
The way it is going, the Indian team might just have performed better than #BRA. #WorldCup2014
ankurkapoor86 Brazil, ab tumse na ho paayega :| #BrazilvsGermany #WorldCup2014
Simply unbelievable and not worthy of a semi final. #WorldCup2014
@atti_cus Registrations would most likely start mid-August. Event should be in the last week of November. @bhavyakhanna
@bhavyakhanna I thought you preferred Endomondo to Runkeeper. @atti_cus
@bhavyakhanna This time, take it easy.
MHaris_ “Tum girl ho na?”
“Han.”
“Aur meri friend bhi ho?”
“Han.”
“To girl aur friend mila kay tum meri kia bani?”
“Behn.”
#ForeverAlone
@kingslyj I know, I know. Times like these I wonder why am I not in the Deccan.
Haha! Bilkul. #fatmansays “@atti_cus: @souvikdg I’m sure we can draft a PIL around this.”
Courier guy who delivered the Haleem to a smiling me well past 11pm: “Yeh aisi cheez hai jo log kitne bhi raat tak delivery le lete hain.”
Folks in Hyderabad, please convince Pista House to make Haleem all round the year and specially in winters. #fatmansays
First order in this Iftar season just got home! pic.twitter.com/FKVJtKAVHw
nigelbabu All the HTML elements w3c.github.io/elements-of-ht…
paperslut Web designers and coders of Mumbai, if you’d like to work on some new @NH7 website projects, get in touch. Email kvlt at nh7 dot in. (Do RT)
@ankurkapoor86 :)
Here’re the rules. #fatmansays
/via: @bhavyakhanna pic.twitter.com/eF0i55VLEN
As underdogs, #CRC played very well. I feel #NED’s manager won it for them by putting in a fresh goalkeeper just in time. #WorldCup2014
geohacker Know anyone coming from Bombay to Bangalore in the next couple of days? Want to get something. Please RT. Thanks!
That reminds me of Roberto Carlos. #WorldCup2014
lukew Web wins for reach.
Native wins for engagement.
Each is great for something different. pic.twitter.com/mr0bHDwYiK
@gursartaj Arre sahab, at least make the link clickable. :p
Also, congrats!
@lokallobaat Which are the others?
lukew You understand things when you live them, not when you’re told them.